June 22, 2005

Oddly exhilarating spam!

Originally from Chelsea Peretti, reBlogged by ts

I really enjoyed this spam—found it energizing and charming. I wanted to meet JJ Marsh!

From: J J Marsh
Subject: Hey there babe,. This is of course Sexy J
Date: Tue, 21 Jun 2005 11:52:17 -0800

Hey babie,

Its of course me Little J from the web dating service. I’ve been hearing all about you and I just wanted to say hola. I want you to check out my site and read all about me too. I just cant wait to hear from you again soon hottie.

ttys, Little July

I was instantly roped in by the confidence (subject header/opening line of courses), and next by all JJ Marsh’s nicknames, like “JJ” and “Sexy J”! And “Little J”! And: “Little July”! I like how playful JJ is with me and especially how much she’s heard about me. I like her calling me hottie and babie. It genuinely makes me feel good no matter how spammish I know it to be. Her “voice” is just so positive and internetty (finishes off with a solid ttys) the mood infected me. Good job on this one, spammers.